Worst Gimmick Wrestlers:
Alrightey, it is now time for the top ten WORST gimmick wrestlers of all time. These are the worst of the worst. I looked all over and found the worst ones in the history of humanity. Check it out if you dare...
10. PN News
The Mo-Town Rapmaster beats out TL Hopper and Arachniman for the last spot on here. He's 400 pounds of suck. Yo-baby, yo-baby yo! lmfao
The Mo-Town Rapmaster beats out TL Hopper and Arachniman for the last spot on here. He's 400 pounds of suck. Yo-baby, yo-baby yo! lmfao
9. The Juicer
He's a homeless Beetlejuice creature that dances and shoots silly string everywhere. He also apparently is in charge of a cult of brainwashed children that worship him like a false idol...
8. Dungeon of Doom
A group of crappy gimmick wrestlers that were all garbage. The Shark, the Zodiac, Loch Ness, Yeti...yeah and everyone used to wonder why I'd spoof these guys with shitty promos back in the day. Shame on you. This is wrestling comedy at its finest.
7. Doink the Clown
The crown jewel of suck. Probably the most used shit character of all time. They made it even worse by giving him a midget clown and making him a face despite the awesomeness of his brief original heel gimmick. It was all downhill after that.
6. Beaver Cleavage
An incest gimmick based on Leave it to Beaver...yeah, that about sums it up. Pretty horrible.
5. Mantaur
Half-man, half-beast, all suck. The commentary from Jim Ross and Todd Pettengill in the first video is hilarious. They reference everything from roadkill to the Oklahoma wilderness to the Star Wars universe. Yeah it's amusing. He's not a man but a thing and that's what makes it suck even worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGDwwExon6M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGDwwExon6M
4. Yeti
He was both a giant mummy and a giant ninja...yeah, it was so bad they didn't know how bad to make it so they decided to make it even worse.
3. Shockmaster
Dear lord...words cannot describe how epic fail this character was. I'll let the videos do the talking for me.
2. Max Moon
My best friend Art saw this guy for the first time and his response was "What the hell is this?" My sentiments exactly. I think he's like a reject from the Tron "Grid" or something. Very strange character. We think he's like some sort of space Tron warrior.
1. The Ding Dongs
The absolute worst of the worst. Nothing even comes close to his horrible garbage. Two guys in full body spandex suits with bells all over them is the only way to describe this shit. Yes, these guys were literally shit. Ding and Dong should have never existed but alas Jim Herd thought this was a good idea...boy was he wrong. What horrible garbage.
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