The Worship CM Punk Now Edition of RAW Review

-CM Punk out with a megaphone. Punk sits down to have a chat. He talks about being suspended. He does a recap about what happened and says he was suspended because he has the balls to say what no one else can say. The megaphone is for just in case his microphone is turned off. He then talks about his mic skills, talks about making the WWE relevant, and about Vince wanting to give him a new contract. Talks about how Vince gave him all this ammunition to say and wants to have the first ever live contract negotiation in the ring. John Cena out now. Punk says he's going to change the belt since it's ugly, references the Cena being fired angle, and says Cena won't be fired. Cena says Punk has balls, says it's not going to be easy, and Punk says he's the best wrestler in the world. Cena says he's the best because he has the world title and he earned it. Cena references world champions of the past and he's going to kick Punk's ass. Anonymous GM chimes in. GM says Vince is on the way and Cena has a match next.

-John Cena vs. David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty:

Cena is booked in a handicapped match. Starts off with chain wrestling. Cena on fire. New Nexus in control. Comeback by Cena. Five Knuckle Shuffle by Cena. Atomic Drop/Dropkick combo by New Nexus. Top rope legdrop by Cena. STF by Cena. Attitude Adjustment by Cena for the win.

-Edge is going to be on Haven this friday on SyFy.

-Backstory about Mark Henry and Big Show.

-Vickie Guerrero backstage with Dolph Ziggler. Dolph rehearses a speech for Vince about himself to say to Vince. Drew McIntyre now impersonating Vince. Vickie is acting like Vince is Sloth from the Goonie. They are saying jokes when Vince shows up. Vince makes Dolph and Drew team up against Big Show. Vince scares them off. Vince says the world can go to hell.

-Kelly Kelly vs. Melina:

Bellas on commentary. Melina with a double arm clutch. Springboard elbow by Kelly. Stink Face by Kelly. Neckbreaker by Kelly. Kelly hits her finisher to win it. Bellas have mics. Anorexia jokes by the Bellas, More insults by the Bellas. Kelly attacks the Bellas, Bellas take over, and Eve comes out to help but the Bellas knock her down too.

-Rey Mysterio DVD ad.

-Miz out. He sits on a ladder and talks about himself. Says he knows what it takes to go on this path to the WWE Championship, says he is still the future, and says he will show everyone that he's awesome. Jack Swagger out now. Swagger says he did that too and will do it again. Evan Bourne out now. Bourne out now and Kofi out next. Kofi talks about what he's going to do. R-Truth out now. Truth says it's a conspiracy, talks about climbing a ladder, rambles about spiders, and says he'll beat up the briefcase if a spider is on it. Alex Riley out now. He charges the ring and chases Miz out of the ring. Alberto Del Rio out now. Del Rio says this is a disgrace, he's the #1 contender, says Cena is afraid of him, and says it's his destiny. Anonymous GM chimes in. GM makes Swagger, Miz, and Truth face Bourne, Kofi, and Riley.

-Alex Riley, Kofi Kingston, and Evan Bourne:

Heels in control of Bourne. Kofi on fire. Crossbody by Kofi. Kofi out to the floor. Heels in control. Elbow to the face by Miz. Double DDT by Kofi. Riley on the rampage. Spinebuster by Riley. Leaping kick by Bourne. DDT by Riley wins it. Post-match ambush Skullcrushing Finale by Miz. Now everyone getting their big moves in. Del Rio shoves Bourne off the top rope to the floor. Del Rio attacking them all with a ladder. He then throws it to the Miz from the ring to the floor.

-Recap of the Cena/Vince confrontation.

-Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre vs. Big Show:

Show on the rampage. Body slam by Show. Show beating up Drew doing the aisle. This is domination. Drew begs off but Show grabs him and throws him into the WWE logo on the stage. Show goes to chokeslam Drew off the rampway but mark Henry runs out and rams into him. All three fall off the stage. Back from the break and Henry is pushing away officials who are trying to help him as he walks to the back.

-Money in the Bank past highlights.

-Vince McMahon and CM Punk live contract negotiations. Vince seems happy. Vince does a recap of what happened and calls Punk out. Vince has a contract ready for Punk to look over. Punk says he's surprised that Vince isn't wearing Cena gear and Vince wants him to sign the contract for his own reasons. Vince calls him Phil. Punk says he had his lawyers draw up a new contract that he's already signed it, Punk asks the crowd if they want this to do this in public, and provision number one is he gets to push Vince. Says he'll kick Vince in the balls and he'll smile at him. Punk wants his own jet, wants his face on everything, and wants the WWE Ice Cream bars back. He wants WWE films to do CM Punk the Movie, rips on the Chaperone, rips on The Rock, and wants his match at Mania to be the main event. Punk wants Vince to apologize to the people for being a hypocrite, calls Vince a bully, and wants him to apologize. Punk talks about how Vince doesn't know what the people want, rips into Vince for letting go of Colt Cabana and Luke Gallows, and he says Vince will apologize and like it. Vince wants to get it over with and Punk pushes the table over. Punk says he cares too much and Vince doesn't care. Vince apologizes and Punk gives him the what treatment. Vince says he apologizes and calls Punk a son of a bitch. Vince gets mad, tosses down his mic, and gets Punk's contract. As he's about to sign it Cena comes out. Cena says the people love him and tells Vince not to cave into a terrorist. Cena calls them spoiled kids and makes fun of them. He then talks about how he hates Vince, calls Punk a hypocrite, and makes comments about The Rock. Says he's lost sight of reality. Punk says that's where he's wrong, brings up Mania 22, says Cena's lost sight of reality, and talks about Boston sports teams portraying themselves as the underdogs. Mentions Cena's family being there and says Cena has become what he hates. He calls him a dynasty and says he's become the Yankees. Cena slaps him and Punk scampers out of the ring, grabs the contract, and calls Vince Steinbrenner and Cena Jeter. Punk grabs a mic and sits on the stage. Punk says he's tired of this, tired of Cena, and says to say goodbye to the WWE title, John Cena, and CM Punk. Punk then mocks Cena with his hand motion as the show goes off the air.

-The two segments with CM Punk were two of the greatest segments in years. CM Punk is BY FAR the best wrestler on the planet today. He's the best there is. I'm getting Money in the Bank just to see this guy. AMAZING.